Ventriloquist

Sensitive teeth at least that's what I think it is? Hoping its not an abscess but I am at the dentist on Friday. I can't talk without it hurting (some people are happy about this) I can't eat (think of the weight I could lose) drinking ( better sort sugars other wise ill die of thirst). Seeing as I can't talk I've been talking with my mouth closed so the air doesn't touch my tooth ouch!! I've been sorting my wardrobe out as I'm a little too fat for my trousers at the moment (shitty feet, no exercise) I've been pointing and sign language to my poor mum where to put my clothes the noise I can only describe it as is noo noo from the teletubies. My mum understood me quite well after she had stopped pissing herself laughing however this idea didn't quite go to plan when a man rang about my car he thought I had fractured the seats?? I'm not that big!

Dentists!!

Dentists it takes all my courage just to ring them up and book an appointment my teeth are far from a great state and I'm so embarrassed about it and do anything possible to get out of it. I clean my teeth and because there crowded its much harder (hello tooth pick) I had the opportunity to get them sorted  when I was a kid but brcause I'm terrified I never did and regret it emensily. So they really need a good deep clean and seeing as I'm getting free treatment I'm making the most of it so off to the dentist I go but don't hold your breath (littrelly)