What a pig!!!

A pigs orgasm lasts 30minutes (OMG!!) A cockroach will live 9 days without its head before it starves to death (creepy, I'm still not over the pig.) The male praying mantis cannot capulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the males head off. (Honey, I'm home what the....?) The flea can jump 350 times its body length it's like a human jumping the length of a football field. (30 minutes lucky pig! Can you imagine?) The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds (what's so tasty at the bottom of a pond?) Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (I still can't believe that pig... Quality over quantity.) Butterflies taste with there feet . (Something I always wanted to know) Elephants are the only animals that can't jump (okay so that wouldn't be a good thing) A cats urine glows under a black light ( I wonder how much the government paid to figure that out) An ostriches eye is bigger than its brain ( I know some people like that) Starfishes have no brains (I know some people like that too) Polar bears are left handed ( talk about a south paw) Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure (what about that pig do the dolphins know about this pig) now that you've smiled at least once spread the word (god love that pig!) I would like to say I took the time to find out these things :) but I didn't I stole it from someone else ha!

Funny & stupid facts

• Seeing as I'm off work at the moment I find myself bored and looking on the Internet for stupid and random things. I don't have much to write today seeing as I'm rarely able to visit the outdoor world I'm quite worried that I even get excited about leaving the house even for hospital appointments (sad) springs to mind. So today I've written down some stupid, funny and clever facts that I have found on the net. I'm not taking any liability if you want to test them or not hope your brains are ready to turn to mush. 

You've done one of these
*walked into a room and forgot what you needed walked out then remembered
*when you were younger you drew a sun in the corner of the paper
*closed the fridge door really slow just to see when the light went off
*tried to balance the light switch between ON & Off

Random facts *if walking is good for your health the postman would be immortal
                        *a whale swims all day only eats fish and is fat
                         *a rabbit only eats vegetables runs and hops all day long and only lives 5 years
                          *a tortoise doesn't run and does nothing energetic and lives for 450 years
           So don't tell me to exercise!
                         

Fun * it takes 7 seconds for food to pass from your mouth to stomach
       * a human hair can hold 3kg
        * the length of the penis is three times the length of the thumb
        * the femur is as hard as concrete
        * a woman's heart beat is faster than a mans
        * women blink twice as much as men
        * we use 300 muscles just to keep our balance when we stand

         The woman has read the entire test
          the man is still looking at his thumb