Random

Had a random day the other day theses are the things I was told, asked and random thoughts. Do penguins have knees was the first question after researching (google cough) apparently they do they also have elbows if you were wondering. The second was a 6 year old child coming upto me asking if  I was pregnant? My answer NO I'm just fat! And under my breath saying you little shit want to whack you around the face with a hammer. I've also had a new air cast on my left foot I had to have some plastic taken out and now looks like I have a smiley face on it. But then someone said that it looks like a sanitary towel stuck on it (a clean one I might add) unless I accidentally drop ketchup on it : S

Alcohol

Yesterday I tried vodka for the very first time (I know I'm only 26!) but because I'm diabetic I've always tried to avoid alcohol at every cost 1. Because it affects blood sugars and 2. I hate not being in control. I don't understand why you would want to be so drunk you can't remember how you got home and what happened in between being out and getting home. So I've decided to try and do it safely by doing it with good friends and in the house, with blood sugar watching and not to drink to fast. I seem to be doing well so far but then i have eaten i imagine I'll either hypo or become hyperglycaemia I'll let you know how I am tomorrow gulp!!

Friendships

Life without friends, what life? With having a lot of time off work for a while I've been able to see my best friend and her son more than a once a week short visit. I think life and work can get in the way sometimes and this is not a great thing we should always make time for friends. We kind of lost each other thanks to life but now feels like I got my best friend back we rant at each other about how crap life is sometimes but it's never angered at each other. There's nothing I can't tell her and she understands everything completely never quick to judge and always has a helpful suggestion or a kick up the arse for being stupid. We only have to look at each other and know we are thinking the exact same thing. Even a simple trip to the shops or hospital there's always something to giggle about like today's and yesterday's events like getting stuck in an elevator and her 2 year old son who is in the middle of potty training peeing every where possible on everything possible. Even he has the same humour as us he went to the hospital only last week without me and shouted at a man in a wheelchair "that man's in Emma's chair!" Bless he now associates me with sticks and a chair and tells me to "slow down Emma" If I'm wheeling to fast!

Entertainment

Tonight was Allestree theatre groups production of cafe theatre i had a main part in this production but seeing as my feet have given up on me I decided to help on lighting and sound. After crawling up the stairs like an anaemic hippo I was plunged in to a sauna in summer. There are no windows for obvious reason and all was there was a fan that pretty much felt like a child blowing me from about 10 miles away. Everything was going fine our food was brought upto us (as we are cripples) now time for the second half which went fine until the end! I decided to blackout the stage far to early we then played the wrong song days of our lives instead of the psyco music oops! Mad director! My co partner decided to blame his lack of tablets for it not going to plan and I decided it was lack of feet. Hope you enjoyed the 5 wasted minutes of your life reading this.

Naturist

Thought it was about time I came out the closet? Naked ha! I'm abit of try any thing kind of girl this is not always good but this time worked out fine after I got over the nerves which are still a little there. I'm not confident about my body out all even when people tell me other wise but naturism is a good thing for confidence believe it or not your not judged by anyone and the majority of people look  exactly the same. I've been to a couple of events (only wanted to do a runner once) and i had a great time and really recommend it I know it's not for everyone and that's fine but most people don't really understand it and get the wrong idea and are quick to criticise but how can you judge something if you've never done it. I'm still a newbie but hopefully by the end of the year I won't be but it took me a while to press the publish button but thought fuck it lets get naked!!

Funny & stupid facts

• Seeing as I'm off work at the moment I find myself bored and looking on the Internet for stupid and random things. I don't have much to write today seeing as I'm rarely able to visit the outdoor world I'm quite worried that I even get excited about leaving the house even for hospital appointments (sad) springs to mind. So today I've written down some stupid, funny and clever facts that I have found on the net. I'm not taking any liability if you want to test them or not hope your brains are ready to turn to mush. 

You've done one of these
*walked into a room and forgot what you needed walked out then remembered
*when you were younger you drew a sun in the corner of the paper
*closed the fridge door really slow just to see when the light went off
*tried to balance the light switch between ON & Off

Random facts *if walking is good for your health the postman would be immortal
                        *a whale swims all day only eats fish and is fat
                         *a rabbit only eats vegetables runs and hops all day long and only lives 5 years
                          *a tortoise doesn't run and does nothing energetic and lives for 450 years
           So don't tell me to exercise!
                         

Fun * it takes 7 seconds for food to pass from your mouth to stomach
       * a human hair can hold 3kg
        * the length of the penis is three times the length of the thumb
        * the femur is as hard as concrete
        * a woman's heart beat is faster than a mans
        * women blink twice as much as men
        * we use 300 muscles just to keep our balance when we stand

         The woman has read the entire test
          the man is still looking at his thumb